Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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