Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Im part way to drunk.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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