what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Floor bacon is actually really good
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