How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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