i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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