false alarm. still invincible.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
