Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I will be naked everywhere
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
