never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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