oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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