see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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