Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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