i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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