it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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