If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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