Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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