I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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