tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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