so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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