please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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