so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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