Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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