Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
More tranny stories later!
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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