Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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