garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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