I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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