Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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