Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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