Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
