North Korea, Best Korea!
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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