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Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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