We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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