I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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