Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
sex in a hospital.. check
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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