ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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