I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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