You really coming over, don't trick.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Randomize
