belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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