Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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