Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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