I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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