look no pants
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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