if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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