You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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