So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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