Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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