Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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