Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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