also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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