Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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