am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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