whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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