Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
We left the knife in your bed.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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