when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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